TALK ABOUT A COMPLETE MIND FUCK OF FUCKERY!!!!!
HOLY SHIT, OMFG I CANT.
I have now been educated about chocolate flake. One question: WHY DON’T WE HAVE THIS IN AMERICA??? IT SOUNDS AMAZING! WHY ARE OUR ICE CREAMERIES SO DISASTROUSLY BEHIND THE REST OF THE WORLD??
And don’t tell me about sprinkles. Sprinkles are a joke compared to AN ENTIRE CHOCOLATE BAR INSIDE YOUR ICE CREAM CONE!
This has been a truly disturbing chain of events - all you people in the UK, Australia, South Africa - and wherever else flake is sold, you go get yourself one tonight. Cherish it.